Last night started pretty boring with dinner with my cousin and my dad, but then i got to go back to Moraga and picked up Spark and then Vizcai and Colby. We went to SafeWay and got some edibles then went to Devo's house and gave him a good welcome. After that I dropped Spark back off at her house and went to Tyler's.

Now it gets good. Devo, Tyler, Ari, Tor, Viz and I went to go look for a tree house, but it was too muddy or something so Viz and Tor went back. After searching throught this open space for a bit, we found the treehouse, it was about 11 oclock or so. Everything we did started with "What if we..." then we had to do it. The tree house was cool cuz there was a rope and one of those fire station poles that led to the ground, and we went down that. After the tree house, we decided to go mudsliding, so we started making our way through multiple neighbors' yards and walking down random streets until we reconnected with the cow pasture and went down this fire trail that led towards the community fields of Lafayette in the Burton area. I forgot to mention that it was raining this whole time and we were soaked and muddy. Heading down the trail, all of a sudden we heard noises that we thought were some weird ass bird, and then we noticed they were surrounding us and seemed to be closing in, so we were like "wtf?" We all got low and looked around and could see the silhouettes of things flying around, and realized they were bats which was creepy and awesome. We kept moving down the trail and heard another strange noise, and as we got closer we realized that it was frogs, and we kept getting nearer to where it was coming from. A little further down we found a pond, and the noise of the frogs in it was deafening, there must have been at least ten thousand frogs, and when we shined a light, all of their noise stopped, it was ridiculous.
When we finally made it out of the pasture, it was time to go mud sliding. We walked through the neighborhoods of Lafayette, searching through their garbage for cardboard to slide with, but pickings were slim and what we could find was water-logged, so we just decided not to use any, but we did find a dart board. We then crossed St. Mary's road and went to the community fields where we have our "Emils" workout and crossed over that hill and found the ideal one for mud sliding. I was trying to think how the best way to do it would be, then Ari just takes a little running start, jumps and lands on his ass and goes sliding down the hill, then Tyler and Devon went after and then i went. On my first time down, my pants, which are the type that are button-up down the side just fall off, and then im going down on my boxers, which of course roll up and then im sliding down on my bare ass and get cut up on rocks and stuff, but whatever, it wasnt too bad. I did that 2 more times and then i thought my ass was bleeding and i was sure some mud went up my ass. After the guys did some more sliding, we left to go to Ari's house and get warm.
On the way to Ari's, we stopped in the middle of the street and everyone took a side and waited for a car to come, and while standing there with only my boxers and my t-shirt, I realized that i was cold. Then I realized i was very muddy, cold, standing in the rain and way too naked for the rest of my conditions to be in any way pleasant, and no car came, so we went to Ari's, where we took off the rest of our clothes and threw them in a tree. Ari brought out a hose and we washed off a bit and were frozen, then we went inside and took a shower. It started off being Tyler, Devo and I wearing our boxers and taking turns under the hot water, then of course Dev had to take off his boxers and make it really gay really fast. After a while, Ari came in too, naked, then Tyler and I left the two naked guys in the shower, then they came out and we had some food then went to Tyler's and Viz was sleeping on their couch and let us in, then i went to sleep, at around 4. Viz woke me up at 12:30 and then i had breakfast at the Pines's

Only read this next part if you wanna hear something gross.
Earlier i mentioned that i thought i had gotten mud in my ass, well this morning after taking a dump, i wiped and there was definitely mud, which you may not totally believe cuz it looks like poo, but i'll throw in the clincher: a small twig came too. Then I looked at my ass in the mirror and saw cuts all over it from sliding in the mud.

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