Drake
Monday
Here is a funny story about what happens when family gets drunk. So I had Thanksgiving at my mom's boyfriend's house with his family and some of mine. His name is Jim and he has 5 or 6 siblings, i forget. Anyways after dessert my aunt(who is a lesbian) got drunk, shes on my mom's side and shes hella cool. So she was drunk and was talking to Jim's brother named Tom, and there are persimmons(spelling?) at the table, and she leans over and says "let me give you the history of persimmons." She goes on to say that they are a symbol of femininity or something, then says that they represent the vagina. After that she cuts one open and gives it to Tom, saying "here you absolutely have to try this," then Tom says "shouldnt i get to know it a little better before I eat it?" Thats some funny shit.
Runningness: i did like 3 miles today, and im doing a fartlek wednesday, then some easy days and then Footlocker West, i got into the seeded race. That should be sweet.